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You are the last, best chance for Liberty to thrive on your campus. Every year, tens of thousands of students are indoctrinated by their statist professors. Many graduate without even hearing about the great promises of Liberty.
Your campus activism is vital to the future of our country. We think you deserve to be rewarded.
Every time you stand up and make a difference on your campus, you’ll accumulate points. Earn enough points, and we’ll automatically send you some of the great prizes below.
As you level up, so does your group. By working together to change your campus, your group will receive amazing benefits like Professionally Written Press Releases, Pizza for Your Meetings, and even Ads in Your Campus Newspaper.
Prizes for Your Group
Every time you perform a qualifying activity you and your group each receive Epic Liberty points. As you reach higher and higher thresholds, you and your group will automatically receive amazing rewards.
Libertarian Ad in your Campus Newspaper (50,000 points)
Irritate the socialists on your school’s newspaper staff by having an ad for your libertarian club run next to their column.
We’ll design a custom ad to attract libertarians to your organization and deal with the newspaper bureaucracy to run it.
Professionally Crafted and Distributed Press Release for Event (25,000 points)
Have a big event coming up? Let us send professionally crafted press releases to your local media and you could end up on the 6 o’clock news.
Facebook Ads Targeting Your Campus (12,500 points)
Get the word out about your club to every libertarian on campus. We’ll place $35 worth of Facebook ads targeted to libertarians on your campus to let them know about the awesome stuff you’re doing.
Pizza for Group Meeting (7,500 points)
You’re going to need pizza to feed the hordes of people that your OPH has brought in. Don’t worry though, we got you covered.
You tell us when and where the meeting is going to be and we’ll order up to $25 worth of pizza and have it delivered to your group – just don’t forget to tip the delivery guy.
Custom Fliers for Upcoming Events (5,000 points)
Between juggling research papers, exams, and your job, you barely have time to breathe, much less design fliers for upcoming club events. Let us take care of it. We’ll design a professional flyer to attract people to your next event, print them, and send them to you. All you have to do is put them up.
Movie Kit (3,000 points)
You’re not going to win over all the potential libertarians you discovered at your OPH with boring meeting and esoteric debates. Let us help you host an exciting movie night that makes it easy for new people to join your group.
We’ll supply a libertarian movie that is sure to launch an interesting discussion, the materials you need to promote it, and kick starter questions to get the conversation going. If you ask really nice, we’ll throw in some popcorn too!
Liberty Button Sets (1,000 points)
We need to talk about your flair. I see only fifteen pieces. Fifteen pieces is the minimum. Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair on today.
Candy to Give Out at OPHs (500 points)
They’ll come for the candy and stay for the Quiz. We’ll send you a bag of sugary goodness guaranteed to attract people to your OPH set-up.
Custom Digital Badge for Your Website or Facebook Page (250 points)
Show off how awesome your libertarian group is by displaying this badge on your website or Facebook page. Sure to make the College Democrats and Republicans super jealous.
Prizes for You
16GB iPod Touch loaded with Advocates goodies (15,000 points)
An effective libertarian activist always has his tools ready. The iPod Touch is an invaluable tool in your fight for campus domination. We’ll send you one pre-loaded with dozens of exclusive Advocates lectures on Liberty, activist guidebooks, and apps like the World’s Smallest Political Quiz so you’ll be ready to overcome any statist challenges that pop up.
And when you need a break from saving the world, you can play some Angry Birds and rock out to some killer tunes too!
$50 Amazon Gift Card (10,000 points)
You’re about to face a tough decision. Do you use this gift card to buy activist gear to supercharge your outreach? Or do you buy 30 cases of Easy Mac and the latest season of Community?
Take your time. It’s an important decision.
Silver Nickel (7,500 points)
Here’s a throwback to the days when federal money was actually worth something. Use this as a conversation starter or as a hedge against statist monetary policy.
Scholarships to libertarian events (5,000 points)
You’ve worked hard; it’s time for a little fun. Celebrate liberty and mingle with the Liberty Movement’s greatest minds at Freedom Fest, Students for Liberty conferences, or Porcfest. We’ll pay your admission so all you have to worry about is what events to attend and getting there.
2 Movie Tickets (2,500 points)
You’ve been working hard waking people up to Liberty and deserve some relaxation time. How about taking it easy for a while with a night out at the movies?
Subscription to Reason Magazine (1,000 points)
Get a year’s subscription to Reason Magazine, the libertarian alternative to right-wing and left-wing opinion magazines. Stay up to date with cutting-edge news and opinion, then open the minds of others by passing them on.
Any Advocates T-Shirt (750 points)
Do you ever feel like you work so hard for your campus that they want the shirt off your back? Don’t worry. Give it to them. We’ll give you another.
Spread Liberty by walking around. You’ll get your choice of any size and style of our fashionable shirts.
Flying Screaming Monkey (500 points)
You’re already a metaphorical thorn-in-the-side of the statists on your campus. It’s time to take the pressure up a notch.
If you’ve never had the chance to fling a screaming monkey through the air towards your startled classmates, you’re missing something truly special. Help us fill this void in your life with a flying screaming monkey slingshot.
We call ours Oliver and yes he loves it.
The Libertarian Activist Playbook (300 points)
The statists on your campus don’t know how much of a threat you actually pose - because you have yet to unveil your secret weapon. We’ll send you a custom zip drive loaded with expert tips and ninja tricks from top libertarian activists with decades of experience fighting for Liberty on campus.
The knowledge and step-by-step tutorials in this playbook will make you unstoppable.
Advocates Water Bottle (200 points)
Don’t let dehydration win! Take this with you to your OPH and never miss out on a chance to discover a new libertarian because you had to run and find a water fountain.
Advocates Mug (150 points)
We both know you’re going to be useless in your 8am class without your morning coffee. Why not have it in an Advocates mug? Not only will it get you your caffeine fix for the day but it will get you in the mood for some Liberty activism.
Advocates Drawstring Bag (100 points)
Deluxe World’s Smallest Political Quiz cards? Check.
Pens, clipboards, and other ways to collect the names of new libertarians? Check.
Buttons, fliers, and other outreach materials? Check.
A way to carry all of this to our recruitment table? ...
Let the Advocates help you with that last one with one of our handy, durable drawstring bags.
Set of Advocates Bookmarks (50 points)
You could use these to mark your place in whatever Marxist text your “Feminist Experiences in 13th Century Literature” professor assigned.
Or you could stuff them between the pages of the worst books you can find in your campus bookstore.
Badge (25 points)
Sure, your college may offer a degree in Advanced Soil Mechanics, but can they give you a custom-designed badge that you can display on your website showing how awesome an activist you are?
Didn’t think so.