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George Carlin
Comedian/Cultural Critic
Late Luminaries & Iconoclasts
Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that have long since bought and paid for: the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls; they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them.
George Carlin (1937–2008) was an American stand-up comedian, writer, and cultural critic known for his razor-sharp wit, linguistic precision, and fearless dismantling of social norms. Over a 50-year career, Carlin evolved from a clean-cut comic to a countercultural truth-teller who challenged censorship, authority, religion, and political hypocrisy. His groundbreaking “Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television” routine led to a Supreme Court case on free speech, and his later work—like Life is Worth Losing and You Are All Diseased—cemented him as a prophetic voice of anti-establishment skepticism. Equal parts philosopher and provocateur, Carlin remains a towering figure in American comedy and a relentless critic of institutional power.
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